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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

Attack Bobby Maloney's face

A violent scene ensues, turning what was supposed to be an innocent game of sportsball challenges into a scene of total carnage. After the other boys manage to extract you from what used to be his face (and lose some of their fingers in the process), Bobby Maloney points at you and says, "Get out. Get out now! GET OUT YOU MONSTER, YOU DEMON, YOU BEAST FROM THE PITS OF HELL. DO YOU SEE WHAT I HAVE BECOME? Look at this face! LOOK AT ME." And you look at him. And you can't look away. You truly have become...

Jenkins the Face Eating Papillon Demon.

The end.





























































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