SPORTS!!!

So…you wanna be on the sportsball team, huh? Well, it’s not gonna be that easy. You must first pass a series of challenges that will test your endurance, your strength, your reflexes, and your ball-fetching skills. If you succeed, you will be a member of the team, the first papillon to ever play on a sportsball team, and a shot at championship glory may be yours. But if you fail… you will be tossed out on the street like an old dirty rag, doomed to live forever running from animal control and fighting off other stray doggies in free-for-all battles to the death. Now I know that last part sounds pretty cool. But it’s not. So stop thinking it’s cool.

Proceed to The First Challenge!


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