Go back to the yard.

You turn and head back to the yard. You’re too old for this childish “sportsball” garbage. Besides, Howard and Betty would be worried if their little baby Jenkins was gone. Once you get back to the fence, Ralph trots up and lifts you up and over the fence. “There you go doggy,” he says. “Bye doggy.” You jump down into the yard. Ah, home sweet home. Well, that was nice of him. Now what to do? You guess you’ll just hang out back here until Howard and Betty come back. What would you like to do?

1) Chase your tail.

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2) Pee on a rock.

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