Actual Story
Here's a real-life story and dialogue involving Holden Green that is sure to bring a "Oh Holden, you've done it again" smile to your face. This takes place in 7th grade, in the shop room of Mr. Gubler's shop class at Snow Canyon Middle School, at a time in life when I didn't know what certain body parts were called.
Holden is stopped by Matt Miller and the always hilarious crackhead Travis Audia
Travis: Hey kid, do ya know what testicles are?
Holden: Ummm...yes.
Matt: What are they?
Holden: Uhhhh...(because he doesn't really know)
Travis: (laughing like skater druggies do) Ha ha! A ha ha! What a dumba**!
Holden: Heh heh! Yeah, I guess I am!
The End
posted by HLR | May 11, 2010
4 Comments:
Lol!!! Oh my gosh! Remember when we were dating and you had no idea what a hickey was? I love you.
HEH HEH! what ever happened to travis audia? hes probably in jail
Haha, when did you know Travis Audia dave?
Hey did you take a shop class sweetie? Why have you never told me this? Also, remember that one time you didn't know what a vasectomy was? Like last week? Lol. You are such a fetcher!
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