Holden Unleashes His Rage
Herein lies the greatest tragedy of our times…
Many so-called gluten free products have been found to have been contaminated with gluten such as chicken bouillon, corn cereal, and caramel ice cream topping. For example, in a investigation reported by the Chicago Tribune on November 21, 2008, Wellshire Farms chicken nuggets labeled "gluten-free" were purchased and samples were sent to a food allergy lab at the University of Nebraska. Results of the testing indicated gluten was present in levels exceeding 2,000 ppm. After the article was published, the products were continued to be sold. However, after receiving customer inquiries, Whole Foods Market removed the product from their shelves over a month later. Wellshire Farms has since replaced the batter used in their chicken nuggets. (Wikipedia)
WHY WELLSHIRE FARMS?! WHY?!
CURSE YOU ALL!!!
CURSE YOU WELLSHIRE FARMS CEO!
CURSE YOU WELLSHIRE FARMS VICE PRESIDENT!
CURSE YOU WELLSHIRE FARMS ACCOUNTS PAYABLE DEPARTMENT!
CURSE YOU WELLSHIRE FARMS ADVERTISING MANAGER!
CURSE YOU WELLSHIRE FARMS CUSTODIAL STAFF!
CURSE YOU GLUTEN, SUBSTANCE OF LUCIFER!
CURSE YOU JOHN AMAECHI!
CURSE YOU SCOTT PADGETT!
CURSE YOU ZIMMERMAN AND YOUR FILTHY TELEGRAMS!
Whew. Glad I could get that all off my chest.
posted by HLR | April 26, 2010
3 Comments:
ZIMMERMAN.
cool fishy on your blahg.
i have them too! on the bottom. did you know? :) also. stop being so angry all of the time okay? okay. settled.
I will never stop being angry as long as the injustice of "gluten fraud" is infecting our world.
Yeah, I like the fish, they're fun.
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