MATH PROBLEM
Use the following theorems to solve the problem:
1) ONE BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS WILL NOT KEEP YOU FULL.
2) TWO BOWLS OF LUCKY CHARMS WILL NOT KEEP YOU FULL.
Solve this problem: At x bowls of lucky charms, Holden will be kept full for a reasonable amount of time, preferably longer than one hour. Solve for x.
Answer: x cannot be solved. This is the equivalent of dividing by zero. Therefore, no matter what number x is, Holden will never be full. The problem is an impossibility. Lucky Charms, despite their utter goodness and delightfully nummy marshmallows, really do not even exist. Your brain is playing a trick on you. It is as though you ate something delightful in a dream, but there is actually nothing there. CURSE YOU LEPRECHAUN! CURSE YOU LUCKY CHARMS!
1) ONE BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS WILL NOT KEEP YOU FULL.
2) TWO BOWLS OF LUCKY CHARMS WILL NOT KEEP YOU FULL.
Solve this problem: At x bowls of lucky charms, Holden will be kept full for a reasonable amount of time, preferably longer than one hour. Solve for x.
Answer: x cannot be solved. This is the equivalent of dividing by zero. Therefore, no matter what number x is, Holden will never be full. The problem is an impossibility. Lucky Charms, despite their utter goodness and delightfully nummy marshmallows, really do not even exist. Your brain is playing a trick on you. It is as though you ate something delightful in a dream, but there is actually nothing there. CURSE YOU LEPRECHAUN! CURSE YOU LUCKY CHARMS!
posted by HLR | October 04, 2011
1 Comments:
Holden's rate of metabolism is too high. He needs to drink more beer.
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