The distant land heavenly chariot one.

And it came to pass that Jenkins disappeared out of the land, and no man knoweth where he went. And it was said among some that Jenkins the Sportsball Champion papillon was taken up into heaven, even as Moses of old, via a flaming chariot on account of his righteousness and his good Sportsball deeds, there to learn further the ancient techniques passed down by the ancient papillon order, techniques that enable little cute dogs to execute highly awesome kill kicks during Sportsball matches.

The End- VICTORY FOR JENKINS!