Approach cautiously while stating that you're not looking for action.

You walk slowly towards the poodle, stating all the while, “WOOF WOOF!” which translates to “It’s okay, I’m not looking for action. I just want some food. Any food would be appreciated.” She growls and snarls at you. “Just one little treat,” you say. “That’s all. I’m starving.” Just then, a small child comes out the door. “Aw, it’s Jenkins from next door!” she says. “Have a doggy bone!” Then she produces a doggie bone and throws it to you. You devour the doggie bone. Mmmm. What a delightful treat! OM NOM NOM NOM. Then the child picks you up and takes you back to your house next door. “Stay here Jenkins!” she says, putting you down in the backyard and shutting the gate. Well, that was nice of her. Now what to do? You guess you’ll just hang out back here until Howard and Betty come back. What would you like to do?

1) Chase your tail.

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2) Pee on a rock.

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