Fish Tacos of Death

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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

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The smell of recently cooked lasagna is becoming stronger as you wander down the street. Everyone knows Margaret cooks the strongest smelling yet most delightfully tasting lasagna around. But how many people know that Margaret also cooks the deadliest lasagna around? After walking a couple blocks, you see a woman across the street in her yard. She’s on the phone, talking to someone. Then she points at you. Is that… Margaret? She looks like a Margaret! She talks like a Margaret! And she SMELLS LIKE ONE. Why is she pointing at you? What do you do?

2) Wait 5 seconds, then charge at the woman. CHAAAAAARGE!

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