Fish Tacos of Death

"Perch ye on this bed of crumbs." -- The CrumbMaster

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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

You eat the food.

You scarf down the lasagna. OM NOM NOM NOM. Oh what a delight! Just the way that lady makes it! *BUUURP!* Now, you’ve got a problem. You’ve got sauce all over your face, an empty container on the doorstep, and if Betty and Howard come home, YOU IN TROUBLE, JENKINS. And you’re already in hot water by tripping Howard in the first place. With your tummy full, you get sleepy and lay down to take a nice nap.


And then you never wake up. Because the lasagna was POISONED!

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