Yes, do naughty things with the poodle.

With the look of lust in your eyes, you approach the poodle and attempt to do your thing. She does not take kindly to this behavior. She begins to growl and snarl at you. You’re like, “WOOF WOOF” which translates to “Just relax and let it happen baby.” And she’s like “Grrrrrrr,” which translates to “I’m going to eat you.” And you’re like, “WOOF!” which translates to “Ooh, that sounds hot.” And then she eats you.

You should’ve listened.

The end.