You punt the football through the uprights.
PUNT!
It's GOOD!
But wait. Nope. Wrong. Punting is Ralph Thompson's job.
"ILLEGAL PUNT!" yells the ref. "AUTOMATIC FORFEIT!"
You've just violated the most important rule in Sportsball. You DO NOT PUNT WHEN YOU ARE NOT THE PUNTER. You've also lost the game. The crowd boos.
Coach Phil Jackson shakes his head in disapproval at you.
Ralph Thompson comes up, picks you up, and then punts you through the uprights. Serves you right! Kuty the Impaler cackles maniacally.
It's GOOD!
But wait. Nope. Wrong. Punting is Ralph Thompson's job.
"ILLEGAL PUNT!" yells the ref. "AUTOMATIC FORFEIT!"
You've just violated the most important rule in Sportsball. You DO NOT PUNT WHEN YOU ARE NOT THE PUNTER. You've also lost the game. The crowd boos.
Coach Phil Jackson shakes his head in disapproval at you.
Ralph Thompson comes up, picks you up, and then punts you through the uprights. Serves you right! Kuty the Impaler cackles maniacally.
The end
posted by HLR | October 17, 2017
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