Fish Tacos of Death

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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

You don't swing.

A flaming NERF football sails wildly to the left. A bad pitch.

"GOOD EYE, PERKINS!" yells Coach Phil Jackson.

Now what?

1) No matter what he throws, simply throw your hockey stick at it. Go big or go home. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-throw-your-hockey-stick-as-he.html
2) Say, "No," and then step in and take the hit to the face. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/arf-you-bark-which-translates-to-no.html
3) Just imagine Kuty the Impaler's face on that ball as it sails towards you. Then smack it with everything you've got. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/kuty-impalers-face-is-on-that-ball-you.html



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