Let the sportsball tournament begin!
Having conquered the challenges, you now find yourself firmly respected and treated as an equal by the members of the team. By the way, your team name is the BUCKINGHAM BEER BARONS. A perfect fit!
Now, it's on to the Sportsball Tournament of Champions. The team practices every day, brutal 3-hour training sessions. You don't complain about it. "This is what champions do," says Ralph one day to you after practice. "Champions give 110%. Every night. Play a full 48 minutes. You know we never give up. It's all about never giving in. You know we never give up. Belief! You know we're always believin! Belief! No matter what we're up against." Then he just starts singing this weird song about belief and it's bizarre, and you leave.
The first game is against the Westridge Jerky Jerks, so called because of how big of jerks they are. But they are no match for your skills, or Ralph's skills, or Tommy Jefferson's skills. Maybe Billy Corgan's skills. He doesn't do much besides propound riddles. Your team easily wins the first game by a score of 199-2.
The second game is against the Oakwood Lakermans. This game proves more difficult, as Tommy Jefferson goes down with an injury to his pelvis in the 7th quarter, but you guys pull out the win, 5-3.
This is it. You guys have made it to the Sportsball Tournament World Finals against the Soviet Russia Butterpops. This is the Big Game. A chance to seal your Sportsball glory in the annals of Sportsball legends... forever. But you'll have to do it against a team of complete Soviet killing machines, born, bred, and trained in the gulags, where the only victory is survival. This team even has its own papillon superstar, a dog named Kutyakov Vladislovovich, known as Kuty the Impaler for short. You might wanna watch out for him.
Proceed to the Sportsball Tournament World Finals?
1) Yes http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/the-sportsball-tournament-of-champions.html
2) No. Go home. It's too hard. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-decide-to-go-home-its-too-hard.html
Now, it's on to the Sportsball Tournament of Champions. The team practices every day, brutal 3-hour training sessions. You don't complain about it. "This is what champions do," says Ralph one day to you after practice. "Champions give 110%. Every night. Play a full 48 minutes. You know we never give up. It's all about never giving in. You know we never give up. Belief! You know we're always believin! Belief! No matter what we're up against." Then he just starts singing this weird song about belief and it's bizarre, and you leave.
The first game is against the Westridge Jerky Jerks, so called because of how big of jerks they are. But they are no match for your skills, or Ralph's skills, or Tommy Jefferson's skills. Maybe Billy Corgan's skills. He doesn't do much besides propound riddles. Your team easily wins the first game by a score of 199-2.
The second game is against the Oakwood Lakermans. This game proves more difficult, as Tommy Jefferson goes down with an injury to his pelvis in the 7th quarter, but you guys pull out the win, 5-3.
This is it. You guys have made it to the Sportsball Tournament World Finals against the Soviet Russia Butterpops. This is the Big Game. A chance to seal your Sportsball glory in the annals of Sportsball legends... forever. But you'll have to do it against a team of complete Soviet killing machines, born, bred, and trained in the gulags, where the only victory is survival. This team even has its own papillon superstar, a dog named Kutyakov Vladislovovich, known as Kuty the Impaler for short. You might wanna watch out for him.
Proceed to the Sportsball Tournament World Finals?
1) Yes http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/the-sportsball-tournament-of-champions.html
2) No. Go home. It's too hard. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-decide-to-go-home-its-too-hard.html
posted by HLR | October 17, 2017
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