You throw a curve football.

The ball zips past him and sails into the endzone, right into the waiting arms of Bobby Maloney. "TOUCHDOWN!" yells the ref. The team cheers. "YEAH!" yells Coach Phil Jackson. "I don't know even know what sport we're playing, but it's AWESOME!" He high fives the bench players all around. Kuty the Impaler glares at you, then spits tobacco in the grass, softly tapping his hockey stick on the ground.

Score: 63-22.

One more pitch against Kuty the Impaler.

What should you do?

1) Throw a speed football to the left http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-throw-speed-football-to-left.html
2) Throw a speed basketball to the right. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-throw-speed-basketball-to-right.html
3) Punt the football through the uprights. http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-punt-football-through-uprights.html