Holden's Disapprovals

I do not like Hollywood.

I do not like Katy Perry or Lady Gaga. They are skanks.

I do not approve of homosexuality. Why? Because Hollywood approves of it.

I do not like the Christian Satellite Network. They are hypocrites.

I do not like Miley Cyrus. She is a skank and a Disney puppet.

I do not like celery. Why? Because people in Hollywood eat celery. Sometimes. I think.

I do not like the angry old man who came into my work yesterday.

I do not like Nickelback. 

I do not like many things.

I think most of all, I just really do not like people who are full of themselves. Or who sing bad. Or who are skanks.

Or celery. Die.