Fish Tacos of Death

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Tuesday, October 17, 2017

You exit the cage obediently.

As you're walking out of the cage, you inadvertently cause Howard to lose his footing. He stumbles backwards and then crashes to the floor. "Owwww," he moans, clutching his right hip and writhing around on the floor. "I think I broke something! Betty!" he yells. "Betty! Help! Stupid dog! Betty, help!"


As this is happening, you walk up to Howard and try to help in the only way you can... by licking his face. Howard slaps you away. You yelp. "YELP!" you yelp. Is that what a yelp sounds like? Then you go and hide in the corner.


Pretty soon, Betty comes into the kitchen. "Oh honey!" she cries. "What happened?"


"Ohhh dear, I tripped on that dumb dog!" he says, still clutching at his hip.


"Bad dog!" scolds Betty, pointing at you. You tuck your tail in between your legs. You're very ashamed.

Betty calls 911. The ambulance comes and takes Howard away on a stretcher. Betty throws you outside in the backyard, then she leaves to go to the hospital with Howard. Now you’re alone in the backyard. You wander around aimlessly for a couple hours, looking for something to do. You find a gate on the side of the house that has been left slightly ajar.

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