You don't eat the food.

You decide you better not. You’ve already caused enough trouble today. You decide to look for food elsewhere. But it will require leaving the yard and venturing out into the world. You head down the sidewalk towards the neighbors’ house. Maybe they’ve got something laying around? Just then, you see another dog on their front porch. A beautiful dog. Oh, she’s lovely! A lovely poodle dog! “WOOF!” you bark at her, which translates to, “Oh hello!” “WOOF WOOF” she barks back, which translates to “Stay away from me perv!” What do you do next?

1) Try and do naughty things with her.

http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-want-to-do-naughty-things-with.html

2) Approach her cautiously, do not try to do naughty things, and tell her, "I'm a good doggy and I would never try to violate you! Besides, pappydoodles are not a good mix!"

http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/approach-cautiously-while-stating-that.html

3) Back away.

http://fishtacosofdeath.blogspot.com/2017/10/you-back-away.html