Fish Tacos of Death

"Perch ye on this bed of crumbs." -- The CrumbMaster

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Location: Hell, Michigan, United States

I like birds

Tuesday, October 17, 2017

You go outside the gate.

Wow. Total freedom. You wander around the front yard. You sniff some stuff. Pee on things. Ah, sweet freedom! You could just leave if you wanted. But it’s probably safer here at Howard and Betty’s. You wonder how Howard is doing. Suddenly, a white minivan pulls up in front of the house. You run behind a bush to hide. A woman jumps out, walks up to the door, leaves a dish on the doorstep, leaves. You wait until she leaves. The minivan drives off. What did she leave on the doorstep? You go investigate. It’s a casserole dish. There’s food in it. You pry off the lid. Mmmm. Lasagna? You realize you’re quite hungry, you never did get fed.

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