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Tuesday, November 6, 2012

Shoe-Tying Lessons

1) I dreamed that Dixie State College was actually the LDS chapel up the hill from diagonal. And I stumbled upon a secret basement where some guy was doing drugs, and it was scary for some reason. Then I told my dad, and he rebuked me, saying, "You're not supposed to tell anyone about that. That's a secret clinic for drug addicts." And then I was in a car with Tom Valadez, and he was driving crazy. THE END.

2) We shouldn't live our lives to impress everyone. I realize this is how I was in high school, and it was obnoxious, always spouting my mouth and my ignorant opinions at every opportunity. Now I have a problem speaking in public. I don't know what's happened to me. It frightens me. I raised my hand and contributed a comment in my elders quorum a couple weeks ago for the first time in months, and I was so nervous speaking that my leg continued shaking for about 5 minutes after. Every time I have to give a presentation in my class, it is the scariest thing in the world. I don't know why. My wife claims it has something to do with her, since she thinks it all sort of started happening when I got married. I don't know about that. I think I've become more self-aware as I've grown older, which can be good in some ways, but it's sort of made me scared to express my opinions. That's my un-funny rant for the week.

3) Does anybody else think the supraspinatus muscle is cool? It abducts the shoulder. Pretty sweet. If you didn't have a supraspinatus, you would have a more difficult time abducting your shoulder.

Friday, November 2, 2012


I was going to be angry about people wanting to change Dixie's name, but I decided I'm going to forego my anger this time. No anger for me! Hee hee! Yay! I don't care! Yay! Change the name! Change the name! Do it! ST. GEORGE UNIVERSITY. SOUTHWEST UTAH UNIVERSITY. FOOTBALL COMMONWEALTH COLLEGE. SOUTHERN UTAH UNIVERSITY, oh wait...SHANDON GUBLER INSTITUTE OF BUSINESS. HOLDEN H. GREEN SCHOOL OF VETERINARY MEDICINE.