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Monday, January 14, 2013

Brains

Brains are pretty crazy. Have you ever thought about it? I thought about it today. Our teacher had a girl read something silently out of the textbook and then tell us about it. I watched her eyes across the room as she read it. It was strange. I knew there was some activity going on in her head, electrical impulses shooting around in her brain as she gleaned information off of a piece of paper, doing nothing but looking at the paper. Isn't that weird? All she has to do is set her eyes on the page, and then this incredible thing happens called "learning," information flying from the page, across the space between her head and the page, converted into electrical impulses in her retina, sent to her visual cortex at the posterior portion of her brain, and then processed. GO BRAINS.

Saturday, January 5, 2013

CUSSERS

1) Whenever I have to swear at work, I make sure to do it EXTRA LOUD, just so it comes out correctly on the screen. And also because I get to swear.

2) What if there was a movie with a particular famous actor (say, Will Smith, for instance), and this movie combined ALL of this actor's famous movies into ONE AWESOME EPIC MOVIE? For example, Independence Day, Men in Black, Hitch, I Am Legend, with a particular emphasis on "Hitch,"  but throwing in some zombies, and also, Kevin James tries to eat him.

Friday, January 4, 2013

Boil Away the Bitterness

You know what smells good? Boiling water. It smells boily. Almost... too boily.
With a tip of my hat and a kick of my shoe, BLAH BLAH BLAH SOMETHING PROFOUND.

TELL ME I'M A WINNER.

And then we'll eat the dinner?

Late night TV food? Yes, LATE NIGHT TV FOOD!

A MILLION AND ONE GARBAGES

I"M BORED. WAHHHHHHHHHHH. Help me. Someone entertain me. Do it. DO IT NOW.