Tuesday, June 30, 2009
Monday, June 29, 2009
I'M SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I spent a large part of my work-day simply walking in circles around the store, mostly cause there was nothing to do. I don't think anyone noticed, heh heh. I do that sometimes. Also, ZZ-Top came into the store today. I think it was them. Oh yeah, and the Buddhist guy who hates Mormons came in today, and every time he does, I fear an impending bash. Fortunately, he was pretty silent today. I think he fears ME actually.
MY KNEES ARE PEELING?! What the fetch?
I have one month and one week left of being un-married. This change is gonna be kind of a big deal. I hope I can handle it.
UNTIL NEXT TIME SMOKERS!
Saturday, June 27, 2009
Friday, June 26, 2009
How WEIRD is that?
As I see that no one was really interested in my rantings over various international celebs, I will not be focusing my blog on that sort of thing anymore.
I watched all 15 episodes of Teen Girl Squad today. They made me giggle. I haven't been on homestarrunner.com for years.
Hey guess what, I'm engaged.
I decided to try out my computer's movie-making program tonight. It's nothing special, but I wanted to see if I could throw together something short and random, just to master the basics. Hopefully it's on here. I'll try to upload it, but the whole "uploading stuff" thing is not going so well today. I tried to put my California pictures on Facebook, and it failed. We'll give it a whirl.
Ok it didn't work. Surprise. Oh well.
I went to the dentist today. He drilled into my teeth a lot and shouted orders to his hygienist sidekick girl, and did a lot of other weird stuff to my teeth that I was pretty oblivious to because I COULDN'T SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. All I know now is that my teeth hurt. When I told him that my back molar, which got a filling two weeks ago for a nasty cavity, had been hurting a lot, he simply shrugged it off and said, "Aw, that's ok! That means it's healing!" Well there you have it. Pain = Healing. Thanks Dr. Olsen!
Oh, by the way, I'm engaged. Emily Berrett is my new fiancee. Cosmopolitan Magazine wants to know, according to a recent front-cover headline, "SHOULD YOU BE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE'S X-RATED BACHELOR PARTY?" WELL TOO BAD!!! HEH!!! I'M HAVING AN X-RATED PARTY! RIGHT NOW! WITH BEER! AND SMOKES! AND BABES! AND WATER CHESTNUTS!
Monday, June 15, 2009
Sunday, June 14, 2009
Pictures from my recent California trip will be up shortly hereafter.
I have no idea what to write right now. I don't even know why I'm on here. Though I do find it quite humorous that Kobe Bryant can get away with anything, including elbowing opponents in the face, and win a championship and get to be the Finals MVP. I could probably get a championship too if I could elbow everyone in the face and not get penalized. What's the hype, eh? He's no better THAN ME! Here are some of his latest heroic achievements.
1. BROKE THE RECORD FOR NBA ALL TIME TOTAL JERK POINTS
2. BROKE THE ALL TIME RECORD OF NUMBER OF TIMES COMPLAINED TO THE REF
3. BROKE THE RECORD FOR MAKING DUMBEST FACES
4. BROKE THE RECORD FOR NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE WANTED TO BREAK HIS LITTLE UGLY FACE
Until next week! Or maybe tomorrow. I don't know. Shut up.
Friday, June 5, 2009
I wish a general authority would say something about this in general conference. The end.