NO PUBLIC ACCESS

I had a blog many eons ago, back in the old days, and I don't remember now what it was called. Something about "Love's Blog" and it had the year "1945" in it (what a great year!). Or something of the sort. Anwho, I used that blog to express my sentiments regarding the times in which I lived, the girls I smooched, the guys I punched at my nightly visits to the bar... in short, it was a time of great rejoicing, and all came to the blog, and read it, and partook of its hilarity. Now, look at this. I've got nothing, and no one reads this anymore, except people who want to sell me viagra. But I don't even think they read it. Pathetic! You know, I just started a "book review" blog like, a week ago, called NO MORE BOOKS. I wrote the introduction to it. Then after I published it, I had this thought come into my head, as I was sitting on the toilet - "WHO THE HELL WANTS TO READ A BOOK REVIEW BLOG?!" So that was the end of that. When The Voice comes into my head and starts swearing, I listen to it. I listen to it harder than I have ever listened to anything in my entire life.