The Poops

Despite hitting a point in my life where I've conceded that I will not succeed at anything, I have realized that sitting on the toilet to relieve yourself is a great use of time. I can do lots of other things (messing off online, writing stupid short stories that no one cares about, just wasting time in general), but sitting on the toilet is something you HAVE to do. Your body requires it. There's no feeling like you're wasting your time. Don't you wish that our bodies produced much more poop, so that instead of pooping a couple times a day, you had to poop like, 20 times a day? I was going to say that people would stop being in such a hurry all the time, what with all their busy things they have to get to, but I feel like people would be in even more of a hurry, because everybody would be running for the bathroom every 5 minutes. Can you imagine the strain on our plumbing? Wow. But really, don't you feel at peace when you're pooping? And I must admit, it depends on the kind of poop. Well, this is my first post in over 4 months, and I imagine it will be my last post for awhile. Goodbye.