Fish Tacos of Death

"Perch ye on this bed of crumbs." -- The CrumbMaster

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Friday, January 26, 2024

corvid 19

Two years ago to the day was a Wednesday. It was the middle of a very rough week in Nebraska, in which I obtained the disease "Corvid 19" and then couldn't eat or drink or sleep because it felt like someone had taken a lightsaber and burned a hole through my throat. Do you enjoy eating, and drinking, and being able to sleep? Have you ever been unable to do those three things?

Tuesday, January 23, 2024

indecent fingers

Where did everyone go? Want to know something? Everyone got sick of Troll Holden. So he withered away and died. So I don't know who the Holden is that's still here. He's a stranger to me. And he's not very funny. But he likes listening to Rachmaninoff Orthodox choir music, which is cool. And he has heartburn all the dang time. STOP BURNING YOU BLOODY HEART.