Wahahaha!!

You Suffer- by Napalm Death
(This song is, I kid you not, one second long. As good as death metal gets.)

"You suffer...but why???"

You Suffer, But Why?

It's silly, I hear lots of moms start counting to three when their kids are doing something bad, but I rarely ever hear them actually reach the number 3. It makes me wonder...what ARE they going to do once they reach 3? Are they unsure of what to do? Or is there some rule in the mom-world that when you hit 3, you have to do something really really bad, like detonate a nuclear bomb, or set a high-rise building on fire, or poison the city's water supply. Which is why they never reach 3, because they just don't want to do it. Because they love us. And you. Here's a tribute to our moms.

I'M SO TIRED RIGHT NOW. I spent a large part of my work-day simply walking in circles around the store, mostly cause there was nothing to do. I don't think anyone noticed, heh heh. I do that sometimes. Also, ZZ-Top came into the store today. I think it was them. Oh yeah, and the Buddhist guy who hates Mormons came in today, and every time he does, I fear an impending bash. Fortunately, he was pretty silent today. I think he fears ME actually.

MY KNEES ARE PEELING?! What the fetch?

I have one month and one week left of being un-married. This change is gonna be kind of a big deal. I hope I can handle it.

UNTIL NEXT TIME SMOKERS!

I also decided that this is a very very weird blog.

I'm engaged!!!

How WEIRD is that?

As I see that no one was really interested in my rantings over various international celebs, I will not be focusing my blog on that sort of thing anymore.

I watched all 15 episodes of Teen Girl Squad today. They made me giggle. I haven't been on homestarrunner.com for years.

Hey guess what, I'm engaged.

I decided to try out my computer's movie-making program tonight. It's nothing special, but I wanted to see if I could throw together something short and random, just to master the basics. Hopefully it's on here. I'll try to upload it, but the whole "uploading stuff" thing is not going so well today. I tried to put my California pictures on Facebook, and it failed. We'll give it a whirl.



Ok it didn't work. Surprise. Oh well.

I went to the dentist today. He drilled into my teeth a lot and shouted orders to his hygienist sidekick girl, and did a lot of other weird stuff to my teeth that I was pretty oblivious to because I COULDN'T SEE WHAT WAS HAPPENING. All I know now is that my teeth hurt. When I told him that my back molar, which got a filling two weeks ago for a nasty cavity, had been hurting a lot, he simply shrugged it off and said, "Aw, that's ok! That means it's healing!" Well there you have it. Pain = Healing. Thanks Dr. Olsen!

Oh, by the way, I'm engaged. Emily Berrett is my new fiancee. Cosmopolitan Magazine wants to know, according to a recent front-cover headline, "SHOULD YOU BE CONCERNED ABOUT YOUR FIANCEE'S X-RATED BACHELOR PARTY?" WELL TOO BAD!!! HEH!!! I'M HAVING AN X-RATED PARTY! RIGHT NOW! WITH BEER! AND SMOKES! AND BABES! AND WATER CHESTNUTS!

HE'S SO HAPPY!

Come on, how can anybody NOT trust this guy? Look how happy he is! I think he just wants to give every American and every Israeli a big hug. Here's to you Mahmoud Ahmadinjead!

Go team go!

Pictures from my recent California trip will be up shortly hereafter.

I have no idea what to write right now. I don't even know why I'm on here. Though I do find it quite humorous that Kobe Bryant can get away with anything, including elbowing opponents in the face, and win a championship and get to be the Finals MVP. I could probably get a championship too if I could elbow everyone in the face and not get penalized. What's the hype, eh? He's no better THAN ME! Here are some of his latest heroic achievements.

1. BROKE THE RECORD FOR NBA ALL TIME TOTAL JERK POINTS

2. BROKE THE ALL TIME RECORD OF NUMBER OF TIMES COMPLAINED TO THE REF

3. BROKE THE RECORD FOR MAKING DUMBEST FACES

4. BROKE THE RECORD FOR NUMBER OF TIMES I HAVE WANTED TO BREAK HIS LITTLE UGLY FACE

The end.

Until next week! Or maybe tomorrow. I don't know. Shut up.

Holden turns serious again

Just for a minute. Something really really makes me angry, and I will let it out on my blog. Why are people in our church SO judgmental of young men that don't go on missions, or young men that come home early because they can't handle it? I really wish that all these young men were not looked upon as the biggest sinners upon the earth, because for one thing, that makes them hate life, and second, it probably makes a whole lot of them go inactive. It may be hard for some of us to comprehend why some people don't go on missions, when we see entire families that go on missions, or perhaps ALL of our siblings went on missions, but whether a young man chooses to go on a mission or not is totally between him, the Lord, and absolutely no one else, and his decision is none of our business.

I wish a general authority would say something about this in general conference. The end.